“Oh no, it’s not,” replied an unseen voice. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes. “Let me see heaven now.”Ī few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. She decided to check out each place first. Sit back, allow your funny bone a little elbow room and enjoy.Ī writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.
Funny walked into a bar jokes free#
Feel free to snatch ‘em and share ‘em with other writers. In light of the current, sinister situation, I decided to lift my mood and hopefully yours with some inspirational quotes, jokes, puns and quips. It needs another few edits yet it’s nearly there. It’s not half bad if I must say so myself and will be out to my beta readers this week. I’ve been practicing what I teach and preach to you and in my spare time, finished yet another draft of my current WIP, work in progress, an historical novel of about 75,000 words. We know staying put is the right thing to in order to save lives and stop this blasted COVID-19. He looks over at the old cowboy and says, “You look like a cowboy” The old cowboy answers back “ I always thought I was a cowboy, but now I think I might be a lesbian.Like you, I’ve cocooned, sheltered-in-place, hibernated and thought of nothing else except when can we get back to a new normal, whatever that will be. The old cowboy sits there drinking his whisky and a young man from the city walks in and sits beside him and orders a drink. And you?” She replies, “I’m a lesbian, been one all my life, I think of women from morning to night, think of them naked, holding them, loving them, touching them, loving them, I’m a lesbian.” She finishes her drink and leaves. I ride herd on cattle, I brand cattle, I’ve worked with cattle all my life. She orders a drink and looks over at the old cowboy and says “you look like a cowboy.” He replies “yep, I’ve been a cowboy all my life. A young woman comes in and sits down beside him. Chaps, vest, plaid shirt, levis, boots scuffed and dirty, cowboy hat, etc. He was the personification of the word cowboy. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."Īn old cowboy was sitting at the bar in Montana having a whisky. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '82, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "I graduated in '82." "This is unbelievable!" the first man says. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. "I can't believe it," says the first man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of Course," replies the second man. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "Why I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
A man staggers up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
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